are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
