chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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