I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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