It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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