carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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