She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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