Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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