Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
MIDGETS
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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