Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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