If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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