you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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