Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I am one with the molecules
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
