Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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