Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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