i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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