Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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