If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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