normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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