margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
only if we run a train.
done.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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