This girl is more easily done than said...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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