I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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