there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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