Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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