we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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