is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the day after is always just damage control
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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