Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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