Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We were destined to go to rehab together
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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