Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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