So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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