I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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