Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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