Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
