Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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