She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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