i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
