Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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