I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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