So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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