I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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