Sponge bath it is.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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