Nicole vs. Life
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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