He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
did i just pee glitter
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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