it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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