Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
