when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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