My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize