Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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