i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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