If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Randomize
