You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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