When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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