So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I want a musical about memes.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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