Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Shame - the story of my life.
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