like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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