I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The struggles of a small town man whore
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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