I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
