Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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