I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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