I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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