so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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