Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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